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Won my boyfriend on eBay
What else can I say?
He was such a great deal
I researched the seller
His ratings were stellar
Was it too good to be real?
I put in my first bid
I hoped that I'd win
It would be such a steal
Received confirmation
Was filled with elation
It was my lucky day
I sent in my payment
They emailed the statement
He would soon be on his way
I'm not very rich
There was just one hitch
The shipping for my boyfriend was a bitch
Unwrapped the package
There was no damage
And his parts were all there
At no extra fee
Lucky for me
He had a lifetime guarantee
Won my boyfriend on eBay
What else can I say
He was such a great deal
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